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i cant even play hard to get im already hard to want
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“Why don’t girls want to go out with me?? I’m a nice guy!”
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if you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself.
if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.
what the hell do i call the fanbase then
the heavenly order of psychopaths
satan’s favorite porn writers
satan’s favourite porn writers
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i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
This is literally my favorite post of all time.
I CANNOT FUCKING BREEEEEAAAAAATHE
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